I knew it! Our cats are the answer! 
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Cats are good masters to the human race, they continue to altruistically watch over them and keep them healthy. Humans know this and lavish gifts and good food on their masters.
OldGoat43
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Apr 4, 2022
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Or do cats only choose the attractive sexy ones for their serfs?
Hugh Heffner did.
The research fails to identify that it has nothing to do with the parasite but it is the fact that attractive, sexy people all share a gene giving them an affinity for being cat lovers.
FrayedBear
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Apr 4, 2022
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As the ‘source’ was the Toronto Sun, it would seem likely that my posting of this story was meant as satire. 
@p-nullifidian don't get the TS in the Victorian Wimmera! 
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