Do you have a tree...?

@itsmedammit Last year, 6 cats and 1 tree...guess who won!!!!

lol

Meow, meow, meow ... hiss hiss

Or the tree could be haunted...wait, that would be Halloween...or not.

@itsmedammit all religions fake the calendar for invented traditions

@itsmedammit, @SKH78 Chloe the one to attack those spooky objects ?

@GreenAtheist I do not a xmas tree. Zoe has no balls to grab and play with.

@GreenAtheist Oops, I meant ornament balls. I guess I sounded crude. I hope nobody took it the wrong way.

That could be a tautology!

@phxbillcee wth is a tautology?

Or the ornaments ARE talkin'...

@Cutiebeauty I had to look it up. It means saying the same thing with different words. What....?

Have you checked your tree lately?

@itsmedammit I have two cats under 2 years old. I don't put up a tree, and most of my houseplants are gone. I'm as cat proof as I can be, and it still amazes me what they find to play with. I found two tubes of chapstick under my stove.

@HippieChick58 About once a year I remove the drawer under stove and look at floor - lots of tinsel balls, catnip mice and plastic thingies from the milk jugs. My furbabies like to shove their toys under big furniture. Then they bellyache because they can't get at their toys.

@HippieChick58 Catproof, childproof, squirrelproof. We continue to delude ourselves!?

@MojoDave OMG, you hit that nail squarely on the head!

@HippieChick58 I decided long ago that I couldn't have anything of value or sentiment within reach, which really means I have an unadorned house.