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Don't fix the cat
An old woman was petting her beloved cat when A genie appears. "Ma'am, you have lived a happy and simple life, I wish to grant you three wishes."

The woman smiles, " well, I would like to be 18 again." POOF she transforms into her 18 years old self. "I would like lots of money!" she wishes. POOF piles of gold and coins pile all beside her. The woman stops, "My cat here has been loyal and sweet, could you turn him into a young, handsome man?" POOF A young man, fit, gorgeous and perfect appears.

"Why hello" she says coyly. He looks at her, "Don't look at me, you had me fixed."

chiara23k 7 Apr 21
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LOL..........old joke, but still funny

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