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Trump Family Now Involved in a Toiletgate Scandal

According to neighbors and law enforcement officials, the Secret Service detail assigned to protect President Trump’s daughter and son-in-law, spent months searching for a reliable restroom to use while on the job, after the Kushner family prohibited any of them from using any of the “6.5 bathrooms” inside their home. After resorting to a porta-potty, as well as bathrooms at the nearby homes of former President Barack Obama and Vice President Pence, the agents finally found a toilet which they rented for $3,000 a month (more than $100,000 to date), in a basement studio of a Kushner family neighbor.

Gee, is it just me, or are the Trumps about the only family that could end up involved in a scandal - over frigg’in toilets. Hey, now wait a minute! Remember a while back, when Trump was rambling on and on about toilet flushing - and everyone was wondering “what the hell is he talking about?” Well, I guess at least now, we finally understand what that was all about.

Anyway, in the Kushner family’s defense - my guess is they probably just didn't want the Secret Service to stumble upon their massive stash of embroidered White House toilet paper rolls, or any of the paintings and sculptures they probably snagged from papa’s Pennsylvania Ave residence.

But good grief, to think that the poor Secret Service folks were forced to head way down the street to ask if they could use Obama’s family toilet? I’d say “you can’t make this s**t up,” but there’s obviously no need to. I’ll bet those Secret Service folks got really pissed - or perhaps even worse! Now the only question that remains is, did they ever say "Thanks, Obama!” when they left his house?

[johnnyrobish.medium.com]

johnnyrobish 8 Jan 15
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So you ae saying the secret service couldn’t give a shit?

Canndue Level 8 Jan 15, 2021
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Grifter family, privileged snowflakes

bobwjr Level 10 Jan 15, 2021
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These two scumbags need to pay for this service as that is not a legitimate government expense and the secret service detail ends on 1/21/21. Biden needs to set up a commission to clawback all the money and perks these two grifters stole from the American taxpayers.

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I saw. Total asses. The whole family has ripped off the secret service/ US government funds.

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