I smell a skunk.
Petunia, my alleged spouse, claims we live in the skunk capital of the world.
It's also Trump country. It figures.
Hey, farts at least have a purpose.
True, farts are actually more valuable than prayer. Who'd a thunk it?
@wolf041 In that case us old farts are the world's most valuable asset.
Farts, like prayers, can make the person doing it feel good for a moment, but they have no effect on the person you happen to be thinking about while farting. Also, like praying, farting can annoy those around you.
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