I like the ones who have bible verses tattooed on their bodies or get married 5 times in contradiction to their adherence to the holy book.
If yet gonna get married 5 times, you have to do them all at the same time, but that divorce thingy is a no no...etf.
Hmmm. I guess I do that too.
Admittedly, I ignore the vast majority, but I'm sure if I look carefully, I can cobble together something in the bible that I do follow.
I do NOT covet my neighbour's ass. So there's that.
But then again, that's more of a fact than something I aspired too, or followed.
Edit: I do covet their Cats. They're pretty adorable, sweet, and friendly. Not sure if the bible covers Cat Coveting though.
Also, they seen to have some pretty good weed...
Posted by noworry28Yes, they should also give the imaginary sky daddy the blame as well.
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Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
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Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
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