Keep a spray bottle of water handy! Or a SuperSquirter!
to be fair . . . . Samuels and Deuteronomy are Old Testament books so there were no "Christians"
first one is inaccurate, second one is funny. you get to guess the inaccuracy.
If It's with the bible verses; you could highlight it in yellow and I would still miss it.
@altschmerz @bookofmorons hit it on the head,
@altschmerz 15 When Judah saw her, he thought she was a prostitute, for she had covered her face. 16 Not realizing that she was his daughter-in-law, he went over to her by the roadside and said, “Come now, let me sleep with you.”
“And what will you give me to sleep with you?” she asked.
17 “I’ll send you a young goat from my flock,” he said.
“Will you give me something as a pledge until you send it?” she asked.
18 He said, “What pledge should I give you?”
“Your seal and its cord, and the staff in your hand,” she answered. So he gave them to her and slept with her, and she became pregnant by him. 19 After she left, she took off her veil and put on her widow’s clothes again.
20 Meanwhile Judah sent the young goat by his friend the Adullamite in order to get his pledge back from the woman, but he did not find her. 21 He asked the men who lived there, “Where is the shrine prostitute who was beside the road at Enaim?” “There hasn’t been any shrine prostitute here,” they said.
22 So he went back to Judah and said, “I didn’t find her. Besides, the men who lived there said, ‘There hasn’t been any shrine prostitute here.’”
23 Then Judah said, “Let her keep what she has, or we will become a laughingstock. After all, I did send her this young goat, but you didn’t find her.”
24 About three months later Judah was told, “Your daughter-in-law Tamar is guilty of prostitution, and as a result she is now pregnant.”
Judah said, “Bring her out and have her burned to death!”
25 As she was being brought out, she sent a message to her father-in-law. “I am pregnant by the man who owns these,” she said. And she added, “See if you recognize whose seal and cord and staff these are.”
26 Judah recognized them and said, “She is more righteous than I, since I wouldn’t give her to my son Shelah.” And he did not sleep with her again.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyIt certainly May…even solar storms! 😱
Posted by CliffordCookIf your religion ends in burning people in a lake of fire just because they don't want to join your religion, no, it is not a religion of love.
Posted by YoujaesYa know, this would be a really cool pet, and genetic engineering just might make them.
Posted by backtobasicsI think we have seen a lot of ignorance the last 8 years.
Posted by glennlabOne reason their Judeao christian religions are so messed up
Posted by KilltheskyfairyNothing burger?
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI will always choose the bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI will always choose the bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI will always choose the bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyImaginary???
Posted by KilltheskyfairyImaginary???
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore bears…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore bears…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore bears…
Posted by michelle666garLove this movie!!!
Posted by backtobasicsThere may be an opening soon!