I can handle the rum and tequila, but vodka literally gets me sick. (Drank too much at 18 - long story, quite interesting- I only know of it from others telling me).
I did that at 17 nearly a whole 750ml bottle and chased it with beer... I was hung over like a bastard for two days...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz I stepped out of a moving car into a rose bush. I have no memory, but I've been told. And the rose bush - I was very thorned.
@Beowulfsfriend I remember telling people how faced I was and that after that I wasn't to be held responsible for my actions... Last thing I remember was barfing on the table and then waking up in bed. I couldn't even drink water until later in the day.
I've been looking for the same thing for years and fortunately haven't found it yet
Now that's fucking funny!
So says the man currently plastered to the wall!
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyThese just annoy meπ§
Posted by KilltheskyfairySounds like something they’d do.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyInteresting numbers.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" πππ
Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest