Other: "I didn't realize scrolling past the post was an option, so I'm letting everyone know how dense I am, regarding that."
Exception to this would be if someone tagged me in order to get a response, and then it wouldn't be a butthurt report, but a "you're pathetic" report in the form or a "hide" or "block" of that individual. Simple as that.
Responsible for killing a lot of trees, you are, by allowing that explanation part at the end....