We did vote but republicans cheated in so many ways. I’ll die mad about Bush being installed by USSC. They got away with that and basically ruined our country and set us up for more dirty tricks. We voted for Hillary who won popular vote despite Russian disinformation, Comey coming out with bogus email investigation and Bernie Bros and minorities staying home.

Despite all the shenanigans with Trump, enough voted so presidency couldn’t be stolen but republicans continue to work above and below the radar to cheat on next election. If the big chunk who never votes get off their duffs, we may be able to hold on to our democracy but I’m not optimistic. I think Election Day should be national holiday and all adults should be required to vote and voting should be easy and convenient like a secure app on your phone.

(Or) "When the Russian bot kept telling me about how Hillary betrayed Bernie, I just couldn't vote for her."

As if we didn't know already:

too close to the truth to be funny