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@5082gregory I was walking and happened upon an elderly gentleman at a bus stop. He was bawling his eyes out. I asked him was was wrong, and he replied: "I'm retired, have plenty of money and have a young wife who adores me and lavishes love and sex on me any time I desire it. With Viagra, I can perform magnificently with this beautiful and luscious woman." "Wow, I said!" "Why are you so distraught?"
[Bursting into tears] "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!"
Reminds me of a joke
@5082gregory Someone is going to have to beg me to tell it.
@5082gregory OK!
@5082gregory See above!
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
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Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
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