I think all mine have been punched!
@Snickers77 Yeah, I figured the only way I was going to get high were the ones I was already using!
@Snickers77 Lookin' good!
As per usual I get the pets and the bank accounts.
Maybe a bigger house.
@Snickers77 "Jeebus take the wheel!". lol
I wrote this in 2011
*Now that the latest and greatest of over TWO-HUNDRED rapture predictions has been laid to rest, it is time to reflect on this recurrent bit of evangelical looniness. To all but the most rabid cultists, Harold Camping is an eccentric Bible-Thumper who at least had the guts to expose his bizarre and whacky beliefs to testable scrutiny. Of course, he has failed miserably, much to the glee of people like myself, who are more than just annoyed with this craziness.
Of course, The Real True Christians™ are not surprised and smugly point out that the Bible states that "No one knows the time or the place" that this claimed Rapture will take place. Oh those Whacky Christians! The Twice Born simply LOVE to make predictions that cannot be verified and that can because of necessity be pushed further and further into the future. Ignored is the actual scripture that states "Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all things take place."[Referring to his second coming in Luke 21:32] and the unsettling fact that Jesus is over 2,000 years overdue. Ignored is the practical absurdity of trumpets sounding and white-robed apparitions descending from the heavens to rapture the elect. Ignored is all of the drug-crazed rantings of John in The Revelations, "THE RAPTURE IS GOING TO HAPPEN, I BELIEVE IT!"
To all free-thinkers, Skeptics and scoffers, it's time to call out this madness for what it is. The Religious Crowd that claims that a rapture will occur AT ANY TIME, are just as delusional and crazy as that 90 year-old cadaver, Harold Camping. Of course, we have the convenient mantra that I mentioned above, allowing the believers to ALWAYS make a clean escape to the grave before they can be held accountable for their hallucinations.*
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.