I am laughing . If humans could understand the truth of this ... . Understand that nobody won the argument w Mr Time or Mr death . I am not saying go out and look for death , but man , live life .
Have your own " healthy " rules and break them often . Please your mind instead of punishing your body .
We all age . And we all gonna die . Pls eat the chocolate , the bacon , the pasta . If that's all u eat , and it's 2018, u r a moron . But pls aloud selves to " live ".
Skip the gym in favor of good company or a glass of etoh . Ain't gonna kill u .
And I am gonna stop here , bcz I can go on for hrs and that will not be polite on someone else's post ?
Thank u for posting this ! I enjoyed .

This is so delightfully dark. STARTS EATING MEAT AND SHOOTING CRACK

That would be my luck if I tried that