Funny story about dildos. My buddy's step dad told me a story about when him, his wife, and a few others went to a sex shop. One lady forgot her ID, and they wouldn't let her in. So she stood outside. His mom found the biggest dildo, and was waving it by the window outside so her friend sould see it. A guy saw what was happening, and said "she must be a freak in the sack". He told me to never tell her that story! I don't think she knows to this day.
In other dildo related news. This guy is funny AF!
I will not ask what you want me to do with them!