Two babies for the price of one! Good deal!
Had a friend that had twins and was so dumb he thought that they would only get to screw half as often since they came in two's
@glennlab I love babies so I would want more...
@Cutiebeauty installation was always so much more fun than delivery
@glennlab or,... Deposits are more fun than withdrawals lol... Get it? Make a deposit, get interest for 9 months, withdraw the baby! Haha.
@Cutiebeauty can't wait for your package to arrive.
"Fuck if I know. I stole this car and these were in it".
Much better.
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.