BREAKING NEWS - Donald Trump bans all Romanians from entering U.S. until he can get to the bottom of this Romaine lettuce issue...
What's truly pathetic is that I wouldn't be remotely surprised if it were true.
I could see him going off, in the middle-of-the-night, toilet twitter rant threatening sanctions & tariffs & how it was all Obama's fault!
@phxbillcee Easily.
@phxbillcee I can hear him now...."The Democrats are responsible for the lettuce recall. This happened all the time with Obama. The Democrats...their lettuce is really bad; so bad; it's a shame. I have the best lettuce. Everyone loves my lettuce. I heard someone the other day say 'Your lettuce is great. Why do the Democrats want us to have bad lettuce?' Really, and I probably shouldn't be saying this, but I'm going to say it anyway...it's because of the caravan and illegal criminals like MS-13. That's why we should 'Build the Wall' so we can have good, clean lettuce."
@phxbillcee Toilet Twitter Ranting... OMG...
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Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he saw the lilies of the field that do not work or worry, he called them evil Marxists and promised to root them out like the vermin they are.
Posted by mistymoon77The battle has begun
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Posted by noworry28Yep, he didn't want to be a Beverly hillbilly, he became a Washington DC hillbilly.
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to go to heaven, he just had a gigantic needle built to ride his camel ...
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
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Posted by KilltheskyfairySounds like something they’d do.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyInteresting numbers.