Health freaks make me laugh , occationaly cry , and always make me feel at least above average brain ways ?. They are very good for my self respect / praising ?
So conscious to squeeze another ten years out of life , u know , mostly the years that u pee on self and u don't remember your name ?
Sooo self importance , sooo much in need for control ?

Bacon too! (Praise the lard!)

Dammit I read "Colonic Irrigation" on my last day before the New Year....

Maybe I'll make it through next year without that word?

Also the woman on the left? No make up. I'm not saying it could all be fixed? But some hair extensions and makeup could do a lot - because the one on the right? She's got makeup - that's for sure.

Also, I make no apologies for the fact that I find the woman on the right far more physically attractive than the woman on the left. Political correctness may be able to suppress freedom of thought and speech but it will NEVER undo thousands of years of evolution!

I'm 57 years old, too.
I don't look like either of them.
I do, however, eat like Nigella does.
I might not be beautiful, but my food makes me happy.
I really have no use for people like the woman on the left.
She's free to do as she pleases, but I wouldn't follow her advice for anything.

Dark chocolate is life.