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Guess it should have said "some assembly required"...
Fun fact. Most people that were crucified weren't nailed. First nails can't hold up the weight of a body. If they were used, the had a little foot pedistal to hold the weight. They almost always used ropes. The more you know...
TheGreatShadow
Level 9
Jan 22, 2019
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And when they did use nails to administer their finale performance, I'm sure they must have used finishing nails. The extra large version of course.
@dartagnan6666 The Jeebus version was a spear...
@TheGreatShadow
Was that a finishing spear?
@dartagnan6666 Lemme double check with the bible. Remember the part where jeebus said stick your hand in my side?
@TheGreatShadow
Pardon my ignorance, but I've never been a xtan, and have not read a word of the bible.
And I thought Ikea was the penultimate place to get a crucifixion kit.
dartagnan6666
Level 7
Jan 22, 2019
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I love that word!
@MojoDave
I concur, it's probably my penultimate word of all time. Haha
@MojoDave
Actually, if the truth be known, I've probably never uttered or written it before in my life,
just popped into my head at just the precise moment. I love it when that happens, leaves me thinking "where in the heck did that come from".
This is my only foray (there's another one) into social media, and I love the opportunity it gives me to play at being an amateur word smith.
I read about a guy who tried to crucify himself, using a nail gun.
He was successful in nailing one hand, but didn’t really think the entire process through ?
Haemish1
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Jan 22, 2019
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