Maybe someday there will be a chips and dip Isle.
They'd have something to wash it all down. This reminds me of an old dirty joke. (You have been warned).
Two Swedes are fishing in a boat. One of them hooks onto a magic lamp and hauls it on board. He rubs it and a genie tells them he'll grant ONE wish.
The Swed says "I wish the ocean was beer." Zap! An ocean of beer.
"You idiot," says the other Swed. "Now we got to pee in the boat."
@WonderWartHog99 careful what you wish for lol
I'd much rather get stranded on a dessert island than a desert island!
Still have quite a bit until Level 7, my friend. May want to save a real "push" until closer to the goal!
@phxbillcee What happens after reaching level seven? Do dancing girls whisk you away to Vegas and coat their nipples with chocolate syrup?
@WonderWartHog99 Well, that didn't happen for me! At Level 8 you do get the tee-shirt. Level 9, for me anyway, a delayed recognition (even if I was the first!!!). At level 10 I'm hoping for a sport's car, but I will probably be told to go fetch it!
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