And that's why there aren't any unicorns left
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Women have that "hard to get laid" thing....down to a science.
Men can get laid anytime we want!
KevinAverett
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Mar 4, 2019
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Every time a guy shaves his nuts, a chupacabra is born. When a gal gets her butt hairs shaved, jackalopes reproduce.
Welcome to pornographic silliness 301.
WonderWartHog99
Level 8
Mar 4, 2019
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this happened to me on saturday. poor unicorn, and poor me
coralisthree
Level 8
Mar 4, 2019
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I suppose you asked for volunteers to save the unicorn?
@WonderWartHog99 i had a volunteer, his truck got stuck in the snow 
And everytime a hairy-legged woman gets laid, a yeti is born (can confirm).
stinkeye_a
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Mar 4, 2019
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I always tried to do my part . . who wasn't keeping up?
bookofmorons
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Mar 4, 2019
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