He's gonna get frostbite in a very bad place. Won't get it harder, may get it amputated!
No joke I drank so much last week I came back around to sober. Gin and tonic just not cutting it anymore.
You might have to start injecting it
Sounds like you need AA.
Been some time since I got that drunk. I'm thinking I need a good tequila shots & margarita chasers night!
Tho Jameson's & Kilt Lifters would work, too!
You might be a redneck if you've ever been too drunk to fish. -- Jeff What'sHisName.
Foxworthy
@MST3K I liked his story about the time he took his family to Hawaii. Foxworthy said they all gathered on the balcony to play peeing for the distance.
His aunt won.
@WonderWartHog99 LMAO!
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