What do you want on your tombstone? "Memes R Us"
Mine will say "See? I told you I was sick"
You reminded me of my brother in law that complained and bitched all summer that the job was killing him... and he died in the fall... And I may be the only one that believe the job really killed him, his stepson was his boss.... so, I leave you to the conclusions! His ashes are on top of the bar, ruining a perfectly well stocked bar. Still trying to run the bar.
Mine would say "I'm not here, I was cremated, remember?"
Pepperoni and cheese!
Tombstones had great sausage too!
My ashes returned to the caribbean sea. No tombstone for me. Nothing against them. I just want to go the sailor's way... return to Davy Jones Locker.
No stone for me. Scatter me in my pasture or one of my gardens and let me fertilizer the Earth.
I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered, so no tombstone. But I would like to be remembered as a person who was kind of creative and kind of eccentric. It is true that I am "different". My friends call me eccentric. My enemies call me odd. They also call me other things that I can't repeat here. Lol.
I really do want to have a pryer.
A prayer or a pyre?
@phxbillcee Would you be my editor? pyre
@Leutrelle You would grow to hate me, track me down & kill me slowly. Sure!
I have informed my entire family that, no matter what, I want my headstone to be a large marble leg. And underneath I want written "I finally got a leg up"
I own a 3-hole plot. Lookin' like it'll never be used. I think about that from time to time and chuckle.
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
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Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest
Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.
Posted by bookofmoronscouldn't hurt I guess
Posted by bookofmoronsBible science - love sending this to rapture nuts
Posted by noworry28Yeah, that's usually how it works. Knowledge and education allows one to free his or her mind to apply critical thinking.
Posted by glennlabOlder adults too, some of us never plan on growing old.
Posted by glennlabRobin still has words of wisdom.
Posted by noworry28Religion, the enemy of progress.
Posted by bookofmoronsNature never ceases to amaze me. the things you see at the Smithsonian
Posted by CliffordCookTell me again about how Easter is about Jesus rising from the grave like a zombie. I love that joke.
Posted by glennlabGive a hand up when you can.
Posted by glennlabBe on the look out.