When I die, I want to be put on a shrimp boat and thrown overboard.
That'll teach all those stupid yehaws that promise to dance on my grave.
My 1st choice burial with no coffin, 2nd choice, your cadaver chipper.
What if they parked it on a cliff overlooking a beautiful mountain valley and sprayed it out there. Sick enough?
Not half as sick as the local wildlife in the valley below will be...
@Elganned hm. Tiny edible body parts vs ashes? I am sure the wildlife would prefer edible bits falling from the sky . Me, i prefer the ash. Funny picture.
@Elganned Just between you, me and the fence post, finely minced guts fresh from the wood chipper draws an ungodly large number of horse flies and their distance relatives. The smell from all those rotting guts will floor you.
If you think I'm going to tell you why I know this, don't expect an answer.
Spreading ashes is more sanitary and doesn't stink.
@Elganned Be grateful I didn't mention washing off the wood chipper.
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