I live in small rural town with Baptist fundamentalists who insist all that wine drinking mentioned in the bible was grape juice.
Decades ago I attended a Christian college. For five of my six semesters there I was the staff artist on the school newspaper, and did the occasional editorial cartoon. The school had a policy of no alcohol allowed on campus. One of my cartoons had the caption, "Christ's first miracle was turning water into wine. The modern Christian church has effectively reversed this."
They are sooooo conflicted! ?
Joseph Smith, the founder of the Moron (oops, Mormon) Church, also reversed the miracle. At the beginning of his scam, the sacrament (most other churches call it communion) consisted of bread and wine. Then he got paranoid about his enemies, thinking they might poison the wine, so he had a "revelation" that from that time forward, the sacrament would be bread and water. So, he turned wine into water!
Posted by noworry28Yep, he didn't want to be a Beverly hillbilly, he became a Washington DC hillbilly.
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to go to heaven, he just had a gigantic needle built to ride his camel ...
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyThese just annoy meπ§
Posted by KilltheskyfairySounds like something they’d do.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyInteresting numbers.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" πππ