One of my favorite Spoonerisms is:
Smart feller.
Funny story about that, when I was a kid, my mom and i went to my dad's work to have lunch with him. They had one of those felt letter boards with the plastic push-in letters. I rearranged a few letters to read "Fart Smeller" down at the bottom of the board. I like to think that whoever found it got a good chuckle out of it.
@Kynlei Wouldn't it be funny if it was still there?
@SiouxcitySue Yes, but I doubt the board is even still there after 25 years or so.
LOL! Goth Clowns....Try this; "I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit". say it fast...
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