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Gotta love some malaphors

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Answer 1

There's B.S., M.S. and Ph.D.....I've learned what a malaphor is...I've earned by Piled High and Deep....oh, wait, that's not a malaphor...time for a demotion....

Answer 2

Don’t put all your chips on one shoulder.
This ain’t rocket surgery.
Ain’t this a kick in the bucket!

Answer 3

You can take that to the bank and smoke it.
I think you’re beating up the wrong dead horse.
Ain’t that the pot jumping on the bandwagon.

Answer 4

I wouldn’t touch that with all the tea in China.
A bird in the hand is worth two to tango.
I’m as hungry as the horse you rode in on.

Answer 5

Not even Yogi Berra would say this stupid crap.

You know, it's deja vu all over again.
It ain't over till it's over.

Answer 6

Not the brightest bulb in the dirt.

I haven't a horse in the soup.

When in Nome eat like the Gnome men.

Don't hesitate, inoculate. Measles are for weasels.

Don't dance like no one is watching at the police station.

Answer 7

All good, may Yogi rest in peace deja vu all over again.

Answer 8

Never piss in the wind like nobody is watching.

Well I tried

Answer 9

suddenly i feel like Im in bizzaro world


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