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Gotta love some malaphors

mistymoon77 9 Apr 25
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There's B.S., M.S. and Ph.D.....I've learned what a malaphor is...I've earned by Piled High and Deep....oh, wait, that's not a malaphor...time for a demotion....

Robecology Level 9 Apr 26, 2019
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Don’t put all your chips on one shoulder.
This ain’t rocket surgery.
Ain’t this a kick in the bucket!

Bikes4Fish Level 7 Apr 25, 2019
3

You can take that to the bank and smoke it.
I think you’re beating up the wrong dead horse.
Ain’t that the pot jumping on the bandwagon.

Bikes4Fish Level 7 Apr 25, 2019
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I wouldn’t touch that with all the tea in China.
A bird in the hand is worth two to tango.
I’m as hungry as the horse you rode in on.

Bikes4Fish Level 7 Apr 25, 2019
2

Not even Yogi Berra would say this stupid crap.

You know, it's deja vu all over again.
It ain't over till it's over.

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Not the brightest bulb in the dirt.

I haven't a horse in the soup.

When in Nome eat like the Gnome men.

Don't hesitate, inoculate. Measles are for weasels.

Don't dance like no one is watching at the police station.

morlll Level 7 Apr 25, 2019
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All good, may Yogi rest in peace deja vu all over again.

glennlab Level 10 Apr 25, 2019
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Never piss in the wind like nobody is watching.

Well I tried 😟

Rudy1962 Level 9 Apr 25, 2019

Don’t throw the baby out with the bong water!

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suddenly i feel like Im in bizzaro world

lookinhard Level 7 Apr 25, 2019

Suddenly? Has long has it taken you?

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