There's B.S., M.S. and Ph.D.....I've learned what a malaphor is...I've earned by Piled High and Deep....oh, wait, that's not a malaphor...time for a demotion....
Don’t put all your chips on one shoulder.
This ain’t rocket surgery.
Ain’t this a kick in the bucket!
You can take that to the bank and smoke it.
I think you’re beating up the wrong dead horse.
Ain’t that the pot jumping on the bandwagon.
I wouldn’t touch that with all the tea in China.
A bird in the hand is worth two to tango.
I’m as hungry as the horse you rode in on.
Not even Yogi Berra would say this stupid crap.
You know, it's deja vu all over again.
It ain't over till it's over.
suddenly i feel like Im in bizzaro world
Suddenly? Has long has it taken you?
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.