OUCH! Would be my first thought
Mine is "why is the unicorn brown?"
@OpposingOpposum If unicorns were real, then I would assume just like horses that they come in a variety of colors
@joeymf86 big sigh it was a poop joke for the love of mike. A poop joke, how did that not come across.
@OpposingOpposum Probably because it wasn't a very good joke and my assumption that unicorns probably come in different colors. A better poop joke would have been saying that the unicorn used to be white before the person started riding it
@joeymf86 bigger sigh
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