Eew! What is it with men and their obsession with their sexual parts? You don't see women going on about their own parts or pointing out when they're missing from movies. Get a life.
I think you are missing the joke here..... there is a long tradition of funny Amazon reviews on the internet.
sounds really fishy to me.
"smells"
@Blindbird I wasn't talking about you this time!
@phxbillcee you'll never know....
@Blindbird (sobs uncontrollably)
@phxbillcee yes! Just 3 more men to make cry to meet my quota for the day.
@Blindbird Then you can reward yourself by eating a LP!
@phxbillcee erm... That's not what I do with them.
@Blindbird Tell me more!
@phxbillcee can't. I'm busy with LPs
@Blindbird Be sure to wash your hands after. Theirs, too!