According to this, I must be a fucking Adonis.
Mamie Van Doren (the apparent heir to Marilyn Monroe) used to write a column in a tabloid. One of the things she said that stuck in my mind was she said that she often spent her weekends at home because guys thought they weren't in her class. She said they didn't have to be in her class. All she wanted was to get out of the house on the weekend.
After that, I threw my concerns about being an ugly muggly to the winds and started asking extremely attractive women out on weekends. Mamie wasn't lying: as long as you weren't a jerk, the ugly mugglies stood a chance with them. Best bit advice I've ever read from a smoking hot babe.
That is why Heidi Klum hasn't asked you out, you "fucking Adonis." Go ahead. Call her up. Her husband, Tom, might want to have a word with you.
My experience has been after you French their minds, their bodies will follow.
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