@altschmerz She also has a habit of reading cooking books and saying "Here. You can make me this."

I use up all my energy hunting down and circulating top quality Memes.
Also - work takes it out of me too.
Sorry to disappoint.
Do you have any chips, by the way?
Asking for a friend.

@scurry Which flavor, also have dip and salsa.

@glennlab Let me grab my keys - I'm on my way over.

The master plan is to get her in the kitchen. Once there, bringing back the chips/dips is less than an issue than making her stop watching the television, go into the kitchen . . . .

I like him already.

@WonderWartHog99 How's that working out for you?

@SiouxcitySue My guess would be not very well...

@SiouxcitySue Petunia keeps her cell phone next to the recliner, not in the kitchen.

@WonderWartHog99 Is that so she can text you when she wants something and you are not in the room?

@SiouxcitySue In that respect, she's low tech: she bellows from the living room anticipating that in the furthermost reaches of the house she will be heard.

Doesn't work too well. It leads to exchanges like:

"I told you -- "
"Must have been while I was taking a whiz. It was a mighty whiz. If every there was a whiz, a wonderful whiz it was . . . ."

Singing; no dancing.

@WonderWartHog99 Do you live in OZ?

@SiouxcitySue Much worse. I live in South Carolina.

@WonderWartHog99 Close.

@SiouxcitySue The more I know people in South Carolina, the more I head for the woods.