Roscoe, the brown-nose reindeer
Had a very stinky nose.
And if you ever smelled it,
You would know it's not a rose.
All of the other reindeer
Used to barf when he came near.
They never let poor Roscoe
Sit with them when they drank beer.
Then one lonely Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,
"With your nose so brown, you see,
Would you please go down on me."
Then how the reindeer loved him,
as they shouted out, "Yahoo!
Roscoe the brown-nose reindeer,
Would you go down on me, too?"
Posted by noworry28Yes, they should also give the imaginary sky daddy the blame as well.
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.