You live in California, right? One of the things I liked about California is it's entirely possible to drive into the mountains and go skiing or go in the opposite direction and go swimming in 90 minutes.

@WonderWartHog99 I live 30 minutes from the ski resorts at Big Bear and don't have to worry about snow.... They are putting in a train station for a hydrogen powered commuter train 7 blocks from me which can get me to the beaches in about an hour with transfers...

@Lizard_of_Ahaz With Big Bear, it sounds like you don't need to move -- take a 30 minute drive to the snowfall and buy a round of hot chocolate for the ski bunnies.

@WonderWartHog99 Rather take a ride to the beach and watch the pretty skimpily dressed beach bunnies prance around in the sun and sand... Easier on both the eyes and my arthritis...

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Normally, beach bunnies ignore old guys. If you want to know them better, get a metal detector, scan the beach (find beach trash and clean up) before walking by them.

They will ask you the amazingly stupid question "Does that thing work?"

Say "Let me show you." Scan their mouth for dental fillings. The detector will beep. A conversation will follow. Depending on your wit, you might go home with a beach bunny in a well stuffed bikini.

You will find a guy who will tell you "If you find anything, it's mine." Resist the urge to tell him to suck your heavily veined giant donkey dick (he might be stupid enough to do it) and give him your beach trash instead. It's worth a nickle a ton.