Woot!
I happen to be ordained with the United Church of Bacon - I'm a Friar.
Also with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
@scurry I thought you would have been a Fryer....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Welp, You're not wrong. They gave several choices and I could have picked anything or come up with my own. I did consider the spelling before choosing Friar; it seemed to be both official and funny, whereas fryer (or frier) would be funny, but less official.
@scurry could have picked Dope as well but I assume someone else is already the leader of the church....
dope
/dōp/
noun
Hmmm... Should I be offended?
@scurry I figure that all religion is a drug.... hence all followers are addicts while the leaders are just dealers....
Maybe you could have asked to be "Head Dealer?"
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Well, I AM addicted to Bacon.
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