According to the Buy-Bull, all of that is Gawd's punishment for Eve's ... um ... [gullibility?] disobedience by eating the forbidden fruit and forcing Adam to eat it, too!! Because of what she did, all of her [female] descendants - FOREVER - have to endure this. Gotta luv such a loving Gawd
As with most religious stuff you can chalk that up to mans profound ignorance.
And then when your periods are done you must deal with hot flashes...it's just not fair.
But it's fabulous when it's all over - freedom!
@GoldenDoll I'll try to keep that in mind between hot flashes, lol
This is God's Intelligent design!
Endometriosis.
So lucky I'm not an alcoholic. Also wish I'd had these! lol
Lol
Now #1 is just females anyway (almost said period!!!), so doesn't necessarily fit with the rest. As the Orthodox Jews pray every day, "Thak you God for not making me a woman!" (True fact!)
Oh puh-lease. "Women are so emotional" say people who punch each other over body parts and cry over dudes playing with their balls in funny clothes.
@Blindbird Never said women were emotional. I believe that's a ploy & you are all cold-hearted, cold-blooded reptile aliens sent here to conquer the earth. At least, that's one theory!!!
@Blindbird lmao.
.Right???
All of the above
You have periods, too! You obviously need a new photo!!!
@phxbillcee well. Bleeding hemhroids, but pretty much the same thing
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