Isn't this why bibles are printed - to use when the toilet paper runs out!
I have just finished reading Billy Connely's book "Tall tales and wee stories". Hilarious. He has one story about he and his mates running out of skins to roll a joint. He says to his mate "tear a page out of the bible". It has thin paper suitable for the purpose. When he looked at the page torn out at random it was from the book of revelations'
@Moravian Sounds like Billy. I used to see him when he was a folk singer starting to develop his comedic skills.
@FrayedBear He has a few stories about his tours in Australia
@Moravian He has done quite a few and been popular.
Actually it has been a rousing success.... I have been laughing my ass off here and all those delicate sensibilities that have been offended....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz I feel your pain...
@EricTrommater ..............
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.
Posted by glennlabGood old Betty calling a spade a fucking shovel.
Posted by bookofmoronsspeaks for itself