An older nurse comes out of a Merchant Marine's hospital room & stops the zaftig nurse's aid in the hall. "You wouldn't believe what I just saw!", she says. Our patient has a tattoo on his, his,...thing! It says 'swan'!" The younger nurse responds, " That's unbelievable, this I've got to see!" After about a half an hour has gone by the younger nurse comes out of the patient's room, a little worse for wear, & tells the older nurse, "Well, he does have a tattoo down there, but you were wrong. It doesn't spell 'swan', it says 'Saskatchewan'!"
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I can say that - it's right around the corner from me in Webster, MA. (AKA Webster lake).
It was a challenge when we were all kids..... I would tape that and post it - but I can't....
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