It’s probably why “god” let some guy serve John’s head on a platter.
John's baptizing Jesus.
Dunks him in once, says a brief prayer.
Pulls Jesus out, "Do you believe?"
Jesus, "Yes, I believe!"
John dunks him under again, says a longer prayer.
Pulls Jesus out, "Do you believe?"
Jesus, "Yes, I believe!"
John dunks him under a third time, says his longest prayer.
Pulls Jesus out, "Do you believe?"
Jesus, "Yes, I believe you're trying to drown my ass!"
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