Take the family pictures and albums. You know you just can't replace those items.
Show them my meme collection..
Quite the arsenal indeed.
Steal all the forks and left socks but leave no trace.
@Johnsalterego LOL okay metaphysically I realise that is a two way (at least) proposition.
However I think clearing it up is fair so as in opposed to right, not as in just socks that happen to be left because burglars never take socks.
@Johnsalterego Nah all my socks are of a certain type and you can't wear em inside out, they are sculpted lol !! for real.. or shaped for sides .. it's written in them lol ! should get my name in em .. so I could but I would be wearing sock the looked well odd and was ill fitting!!
Take out all the batteries in remotes. Put salt in all the sugar jars. Empty all the coffee creamer and fill it with corn starch and water. Throw a bunch of cooked spaghetti on the walls and then spray paint "ALL HAIL THE FSM."
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