If you eat raw cookie dough you will get worms. My mother used to say this, I realized that she was just trying to jet more cookies for us.
Kissing girls will make your teeth fall out
Eating the Bread Crusts make you hair curly
Thunder is god rearranging his furniture
If you eat the seeds in the apple a tree will grow in your belly
and of course the ultimate cop out "BECAUSE I SAID SO"
...without their consent...
...unless it's baby Bar-B-Que...
In public
Although I did come here to add the consent part.
Posted by glennlabThe farce is with him
Posted by jeshueyHe's still man's best friend...
Posted by glennlabMy stomach won't let me do this anymore.
Posted by glennlabIt is Austin, so Tex Mex is on the grill
Posted by noworry28He was just taking care of his pet.
Posted by noworry28Drone picture of housing project in Brooklyn proves that the architects designed the buildings specifically made to ward off vampires 🧛♂️ 🧛♀️
Posted by OldMetalHeadPossibly because he didn't exist...
Posted by glennlabI thought there were only going to be three to begin with. Then 6, then 9, How many will there be?
Posted by glennlabMonkey see, monkey do.
Posted by noworry28Physicist uses a picture of a chorizo sausage and claims it's from James Webb Space Telescope.
Posted by glennlabAmazing how things pass unnoticed. What are you thoughts?
Posted by glennlabWhat get's you tongue tied? What work arounds do you use?
Posted by glennlabAugust, the Dog days..
Posted by glennlabAugust, the Dog days..
Posted by glennlabAugust, the Dog days..
Posted by glennlabAugust, the Dog days..