If you eat raw cookie dough you will get worms. My mother used to say this, I realized that she was just trying to jet more cookies for us.
Kissing girls will make your teeth fall out
Eating the Bread Crusts make you hair curly
Thunder is god rearranging his furniture
If you eat the seeds in the apple a tree will grow in your belly
and of course the ultimate cop out "BECAUSE I SAID SO"
...without their consent...
...unless it's baby Bar-B-Que...
In public
Although I did come here to add the consent part.
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to go to heaven, he just had a gigantic needle built to ride his camel ...
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyThese just annoy meπ§
Posted by KilltheskyfairySounds like something they’d do.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyInteresting numbers.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" πππ
Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.