Cant go wrong with a puffy taco, I would sit right at the buffet line
A man was eating soup in a diner and suddenly stands up angrily and asks for the manager.
The manager arrives at the table and the man says, "There is a pubic hair in my soup! I am not paying for it!" and storms out.
The manager watches him leave, but sees that the man goes to the local cathouse across the street. He waits for about 10 minutes then crosses the street and talks his friend, the Madam. She tells him which room the man went into.
The diner manager bursts into the room to see the man performing cunnilingus on a hirsute young lady. He yells at the man, "you hypocrite! You wouldn't eat my soup with a hair in it, and look at you now!"
The man looks at him calmly and says, "I assure you sir, if I find a noodle in here, I'm not paying for this, either."
Posted by noworry28Yes, they should also give the imaginary sky daddy the blame as well.
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.