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We Are Irresistible

We are totally irresistible
Our skin is so clean and pure
Our manicure and pedicure
Is more important than any wars
Our legs are well shaved
Our buttocks and breasts
More important than starving children
We pray to God to keep us clean
We pray to God to keep us young
We have good manners
Good manners will keep us healthy
Good manners will keep us rich
We are totally irresistible.

We Are Dirt

We are the workers
Our skin is rough and dark
Our fingernails and toenails
Are dirty and disgusting
We are ready to fight in any wars
Our bodies are deformed
By heavy labor and bad diets
We pray to God to ease our suffering
We pray to God because we are dumb
We have bad manners
Bad manners will keep us stupid
Bad manners will keep us poor
We are the working class
We are dirt.

Eldovis 7 July 10
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Obviously a very sarcastic comment on some of the most extreme groups in our society!
Plus the fact that an invisible God is blessing us all!

Eldovis Level 7 July 11, 2018

This...reminds us to not be distracted by all the chiseled surface! Humans are all dirt in the end!


Thats an unfortunate truth.

Lincoln55 Level 8 July 10, 2018

It could have done without the imaginary mythical deity other than that it seems good.

azzow2 Level 9 July 10, 2018

I believe that the "imaginary mythical deity" is a necessary ingredient in my composition. But thanks for your comment.

@Eldovis Well done sir, I have to agree with you about your use of God. Absolutely necessary

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