A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he approaches St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks, "What was your most noble deed?" "Uh, well, I saw some huge bikers harassing an old lady outside a bar once, so I went up to the biggest, baddest guy and ripped out his nose ring."
Impressed, St. Peter asks, "Well, when was all this?"
"Uh, about 5 minutes ago."
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