In 2000, 1 British GCSE Exams for 16 year olds produced these aMOOzing answers.
GEOGRAPHY:
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
SOCIOLOGY:
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. can only happen when a male gets an election.
BIOLOGY:
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultry.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.
ENGLISH:
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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