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I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from. He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

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Dec 7, 2023Dec 2023

Posted by Zealandia

A nun is shopping for groceries. She is pushing a stroller with a baby that is crying loudly. As she passes by the church, a priest spots her and asks sternly: “What do we have here? A little monastery secret?” “No, Father”, answers the ...

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Sep 13, 2023Sep 2023

Posted by Zealandia

Nothing ever happens in New Zealand… It hippens.

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Oct 5, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia

Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. He works for a delivery company, so only calls round when I’m out.

I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

I used to be good at Roman Numerals but I’ve forgotten how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, 500 – IM LIVID X Factor: The original Roman sun cream

Saw this at a restaurant last night. My Mom said, "Why does that oar say either on it?" Then it dawned on us. It's an either oar.

Q. Who invented and named the very first 'Hotdog?' A. The Roman Catholic Church did when they executed the Priest Savonarola (Sav on a roll) ....LOL.

Same decade, same Century, different location and Billy Coke-bottle, Elder of the Clan, and his Clan are sitting down near a water-hole about to dine on a kangaroo that has been roasting in the coals when an itinerant Catholic Priest enters the camp....

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May 2, 2020May 2020

Posted by Looie

An Islamic Shaman, a Buddist monk, and a catholic priest sit down at the bar and order a drink, the bartender gives the muslim a glass of pure water, the buddist monk a glass of rice wine. then finally the catholic priest a glass of whiskey a fly ...

She thinks he is being mistreated.

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Jun 25, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Upon arrival, the lumberjack started to swing at the tree, when the tree suddenly shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack grinned and said, “And you will dialogue!”

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I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

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Nov 18, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

In the HR department in the large corporation where I work, I receive absentee slips for all the employees. Over the years I’ve heard every excuse, but the other day I found one in my voicemail that I never heard before. “I won’t be in ...

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Sep 25, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic

A recent study claiming that unemployed people are deeper thinkers has been dismissed as idle speculation.

Do any of you remember the national spinach scare several years ago? (It was tainted nation wide). All spinach was taken off the grocery shelves. for a week it wasn't available in the US. Well I just think we all missed an opportunity to kick ...

If a Muslim kills an infidel they say he get 72 Virgins. Me, Id rather just have 3 sluts

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Jul 10, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

A man living in Ireland lost his dog after many years. He was grieving. He went to talk to his priest about a service. The priest said...now Mike you know we can’t be doing a funeral service for a dog....go down the street to the ...

Wonder if I can find a recipe

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May 13, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Twin monks who rang bells died. They were dead ringers

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May 10, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach

Hat do you call a podium that eats people? Hannibal Lectern

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Apr 26, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by RobertNappi2

I went to Catholic School and all week long the Nuns would hit me for one reason or another and tell me that I was going to hell or God is going to punish me... Then on Sunday I would go to Mass and listen to the Priest talk about this loving, caring...

A Catholic priest once described the hearing of the confessions of nuns as like being stoned to death with popcorn.

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