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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "apple" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Jan 17Jan 17

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
For her birthday present, I took my wife to an orchard, and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour. Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 12, 2023May 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apples? Turns out he was in cider trading.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jun 3, 2022Jun 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. " I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 4, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Zealandia
At one time a falling Apple led to the Theory of Gravity. Now, it's just a broken iPhone.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 14, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by nicestuff
IF APPLE MADE CARS, THEY'D HAVE WINDOWS.
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Cheesy Jokes
May 29, 2020May 2020

Posted by Jetty
Apple vs. Windows
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 21, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by johnnyrobish
Apple Granted Restraining Order Against Man Stalking Tim Cook Apple has filed a temporary restraining order against a man it says has been harassing and making subtle threats against CEO Tim Cook as well as other members of ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 19, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by 273kelvin
I recently bought some apples from a fruit stall but when I got home I found that most of them were rotten. So, of course, I took them back to the stall-holder flatly who refused to either compensate me with a refund or replacement. It angered me so ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 21, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Kynlei
With all the science and technology today, you'd think they'd come up with a way to grow apples without those little stickers on them.
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 11, 2019Apr 2019

Posted by noworry28
A little joke for you.
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Cheesy Jokes
Dec 6, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
The school teacher gave a pupil two apples. One was big the other was small. Then she said: "When your brother comes up and asks you for one of the apples which one are you going to give him?" The student thought about it for a minute then replied: ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 2, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 21, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
Adam & Eve: the first people not to read the Apple Terms & Conditions.
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 19, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
An apple a day amounts to seven in a week.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 14, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by matthew1954
If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for? Plastic Explosive
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 18, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Leafhead
What do you get when you mix asbestos with Viagra? Mesohonyosis!
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 18, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Karen916
A guy was driving down a country road when he spotted a farmer holding a pig in his arms. The pig was eating apples off a tree, and the guy got very curious. He leaned out the window and said, "Isn't that kind of time consuming?" The farmer shook ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Apr 17, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Keith_J
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Herpes.
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 20, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Brbaldwin
The Right Card A little boy had been pawing over a stationer's stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, anniversary or a congratulations to your ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Feb 19, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by RobH86
I went to a DVD for hire store, I said 'Can I have Batman Forever'? The guy at the counter replied 'No, sorry but you will have to give it back tomorrow
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Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome

Posted by MoravianEye catching.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

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