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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

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Posts Tagged "birth" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Oct 5, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Zealandia
Wish I got to see my mate Bill more often. He works for a delivery company, so only calls round when I’m out.
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Sep 3, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Zealandia
Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief.
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Jan 10, 2021Jan 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My told me she saw a deer on the way to school. Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
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May 28, 2020May 2020

Posted by Triphid
So, Mum has just arrived back home after giving birth to her new child, a daughter, and is changing baby's nappy with 4 year old son, Johhny, watching on intently when suddenly little Johnny shouts out to his Mum. " Quick Mum, put it back, it hasn't ...
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Dec 14, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
Yeah...Finally finished!!!
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Aug 14, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by noworry28
What's the diagnosis.
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Feb 1, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by Wesley-C
Two car salesman we’re sitting at a bar. One complained to the other, boy business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking ass! Then he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he ...
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Oct 31, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by DoDapper
Did you here about the cow that had a virgin birth? No bull!
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Oct 28, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Mokvon
Reminder of why this site exists from other creatures on this rock we live on.
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Oct 26, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them. "What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" I joked....
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Sep 24, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
Irishman filling in Census form. Name : Patrick Joseph Murphy Date of Birth : 21/03/1960 Sex : Once in Dublin.
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Jun 7, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
For breakfast, Shrek liked eggs ogre easy.
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Jun 4, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
She told me the drink was non-alcoholic, but where was the proof?
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May 6, 2018May 2018

Posted by MikeEC
A test for good spellers and good citizens: Please answer the questions out loud. 1) spell ship 2) spell step 3) spell shop 4) what do you do when you get to a green light?
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Apr 16, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Karen916
A gorilla walks into the Dairy Queen and orders a sundae. The clerk is pretty surprised, but decides to go along and fill the order. The clerk relaxes a little when the gorilla hands him a fifty dollar bill, because he thinks, "What could an ape ...
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Apr 16, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by MikeEC
A little American Indian boy asked his father why his name was so different than the other little boys at school. His father replied that in our culture it is customary that we give the child a name that is related to someg we see ly after the birth....
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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
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Mar 13, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Doug
Joke? You decide. The Allegory of the Little Dutch Boy. Two people, let's call them rational human beings, are walking along and see the fabled little dutch boy plugging the leaking dyke with his finger. One turns to the other and said, "We should...
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Feb 26, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A young guy goes into a bakery and asks " How fresh is the cream in those cakes? " The middle aged lady behind the counter answers " The cream in those cakes, is as fresh and pure as the girl of your dreams ". " How much are the pies? "
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Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Hominid
WARNING: this joke rated R. So this redneck brings his daughter to a gynecologist. Doc: "What's the reason for your visit today?" Redneck: "I think my daughter needs birth control." Doc: "Is she sexually active?" Redneck: "No, she apparently ...
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Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome

Posted by MoravianEye catching.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

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