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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "existence" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

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Nov 26, 2023Nov 2023

Posted by Zealandia
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
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Feb 12, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A couple of guys were discussing the latest play showing in the theater. "I saw the first act, but not the second." "Why not?" "I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program that the second act was two years later."
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Aug 17, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane? The water. No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.
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Aug 12, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by RobertNappi2
A penis invited his 2 friends to a party...Left and Right Ball...They refused to go because the penis always gets to go in while the Balls have to wait outside!!!!
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Nov 20, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by LeeWilliams
A man with no arms no legs floating in the water? Bob
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Oct 10, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
"I want to be a drummer when I grow up dad" "Now now son you cant do both"
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Aug 27, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by SKH78
A co-worker told me I was half slow. I retorted "No - I am not half slow - I am half fast." The co-worker burst out laughing. Then I realized I had left myself wide open. Sigh.
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Aug 27, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by SKH78
How do elephants have sex underwater? They remove their trunks.
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Jun 13, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by FrayedBear
That reminds me I wrote, of the blind man at the side of the road holding out a biscuit to his guide dog who had just nearly walked him under a truck. The truckie leaned out the cab and shouted "by heck, that's xtian of you after what that dog ...
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May 20, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
Murray the cannibal didn't like skinny women. He preferred them with a little meat on their bones.
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Apr 25, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by ebdb
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
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Apr 15, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Karen916
A guy wanted to know the secret of existence, and heard about a guru living high atop a mountain who had the answer. The guy sold everything he had and traveled around the world to find the mountain. He trekked through dense jungles, slogged ...
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Mar 31, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by WizardBill
Here’s an oldie I remember: A man’s foot is talking to his penis, discussing who has a worse life. Foot: You think you’ve got it bad? I get shoved in a sweat sock, then in a smelly sneaker, then we run two miles every other day! And this ...
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Mar 30, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by MissingLink16
NEW DICTIONARY WORD: Grocery List (grow-ser-ee list) n. What you spend a half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
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Mar 21, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
A 6 year old boy gets lost in the mall. The security guy says " Okay lets try and find your mummy. What`s she like? " " Vodka and bingo "
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Mar 5, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by phxbillcee
This is how it probably really happened...
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Feb 25, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by silverotter11
What is Eternity? Four blond drivers at a 4-way stop, with hats on.
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Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣

Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned

Posted by Moravianhorsing around

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....

Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie

Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.

Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this

Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….

Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”

Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…

Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome

Posted by MoravianEye catching.

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....

Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.

Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬

Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…

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