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Jokes. Just jokes. Cheesy ones. Not so cheesy ones. Funny stuff. Poor sentence structures. Come on in, share, laugh.


Disclaimer: Not responsible for soiled clothing from laughter.

Posts Tagged "fish" By Brbaldwin (43) Posts by anyone

Cheesy Jokes
Sep 10Sep 10

Posted by Betty
A little boy was walking down a dirt road with no houses around. He sees a house and knocks on the door and an old man answered the door...hi son, what can i do for ya? Little boy says, well i was just looking in your yard and saw a fishing pond. ...
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 10Jul 10

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?" Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."
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Jun 14Jun 14

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my aunt?" Bill said, "Sure." So Joe takes out a picture. Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!" Joe says, "Well sure it is... it's my Aunt Chovy!"
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Feb 11Feb 11

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Huge fight at local seafood diner!!! Battered fish everywhere!!!
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Aug 22, 2023Aug 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam...
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May 27, 2023May 2023

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
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Jan 26, 2023Jan 2023

Posted by TOFERD
What do you call a fish without eyes?
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Oct 29, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
How do you get a fish high? Give it some sea-weed.
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Jan 5, 2022Jan 2022

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder.
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Sep 25, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My friend is making an absolute fortune by selling pictures of salmon dressed up in human clothes. It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
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Jun 16, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
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Jun 4, 2021Jun 2021

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and Ships.
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Cheesy Jokes
Jul 25, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Triphid
Same decade, same Century, different location and Billy Coke-bottle, Elder of the Clan, and his Clan are sitting down near a water-hole about to dine on a kangaroo that has been roasting in the coals when an itinerant Catholic Priest enters the camp....
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Cheesy Jokes
Jan 18, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator... I guess we are raised differently.
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Dec 27, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by TheAstroChuck
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam.
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 12, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by MarcT
Dad joke time! What did the fish say when it hit a wall? DAM!
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Cheesy Jokes
Nov 2, 2018Nov 2018

Posted by Price24
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? DAM!
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 24, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by steve148
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the...
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Cheesy Jokes
Sep 26, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Happyheretic
I lost my job as the human cannonball, some asshole fired me.
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Cheesy Jokes
Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada
A not so bright young lady in the pet shop ask about buying a gold fish. The salesperson ask if she needed an aquarium. Her reply was, "I don't care what sign it is."
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Cheesy Jokes
May 29, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
For a fish, the end of a barbed hook is the "point" of no return
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May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by SonOfABeach
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh
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Cheesy Jokes
Mar 3, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by 273kelvin
Jewish guilt. Mrs Finkelstein dies and goes to heaven. St Peter meets her at the gates and welcomes her saying " Is there anyone here you would like to talk to? " Mrs Finkelstein says " Yes I would like to talk to the virgin Mary ". St Peter is ...
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